Apple has revealed a secret set of apps on its new iPad 2 that will become available next year. Here is an advanced preview.
1. An app that lets you know how pathetic you look.
2. Ann app that tells you every time your ex has an orgasm and how much better it is than anything you ever did.
3. An app that gives you an electric shock every time you reference a lame 80s movie
4. An app that does absolutely nothing but is still infinitely more cool than you
5. An app that reminds you that even though you are watching a foreign film, you are not actually hip and sophisticated.
6. An app that updates you every time Justin Bieber has a bowel movement.
7. An app that makes a list appear longer but doesn’t really add anything substantial to the list.
8. An app that gives you a great come-back ten minutes after the other guy insulted you and already left.
9. An app to help with déjà vu
10. an app to help with déjà vu
11. An app that makes you feel even more guilty about starving kids in Africa
